The American Museum of Natural History received some hilarious letters in the past (and I am sure they continue to get amusing letters or emails today). The following batch of letters were published in the Evening Star back in 1948.
The Original Apple of Adam and Eve
“I have the original apple with which Eve tempted Adam. It had two bites taken out of it, and the rest was petrified. Will sell it for $50,000.”
Flood Water
“I’m writing you about this 1937 flood water as I have two quarts of it left and it is just as perfect as it was the day I got it. I will take $250 per quart for it.”
Undiscovered Treasure
“Would you mind sending me some data concerning undiscovered treasure in the Central American mountains? If possible, kindly let me know its general location.”
Petrified Husband
“My husband is petrified. He has been buried three years, and recently we found the body has turned to stone. If your museum does not want this interesting specimen, I shall sell him as phosphate. As he was unkind to me in life, I should like to turn him into cash.”
Wanted a Wife
“I will pay you $100 if you will find me a wife. She must have $10,000 cash. I am a temperance man. I will join your museum, also the wife may be from 16 to 60 years of age. I have $250 in 3 banks – they are closed. I carry $10,000 insurance.”
Send Me the Curator
“I am a high school student and as reptiles are a part of my studies I would appreciate it very much if you will send me the Curator of Fossil Reptiles.”
Origin of Naked Survivalism
“Please let me know the name of the scientist who wanted a young couple to go to a deserted island and stay for five years nude.”
Source: Evening star. (Washington, D.C.), 17 Oct. 1948.
